Walking into work

"I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa) 09/14/2018 at 10:00 • Filed to: None

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Right side of the staircase, my territory. Underclassman girl, on her p hone, earbuds in, walking towards me, goi ng upstairs. Left arm swinging wildly. As the gap between us closes, I move to the extreme right to avoid her. Her path skews to her left, towards me. Arm still flailing about. She has yet to see me. Five feet and closing. I already see it comin g. Her hand strikes The Boys. Her jaw drops. I brace for what is to come.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:03

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H ah! Solid 10/10 would read again.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:03

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So the most action you’ve seen in the past few weeks?

J/k hope you didn’t pass out and  fall down the steps to your death. 

Tapas > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:04

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A loud fart catches her attention last minute?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:04

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A moment of silence for our dear friend, please. 

Ash78, voting early and often > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:05

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Her jaw drops. I brace for what is to come

Uhhhhh....not even going to touch this.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 09/14/2018 at 10:06

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*changes pants*

Takuro Spirit > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:08

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someassemblyrequired > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:08

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One of my old buddies from college had an office overlooking a loading dock with a staircase nearby. Girl is walking along texting away, misses the turn for the stairs, and does the Wile E. Coyote thing right off the end of the loading dock.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > someassemblyrequired 09/14/2018 at 10:10

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I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/14/2018 at 10:18

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Oh look, it's Michael Scott

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 09/14/2018 at 10:19

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Pfffffft try months

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 10:26

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“And that, kids, is how I met your Grandmother”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 11:05

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I would’ve dropped and rolled down the last few steps for effect.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 11:40

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So did you ask for her number?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 09/14/2018 at 11:43

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Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/14/2018 at 16:01

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That’s a forthcoming tale if I ever heard one